There was an American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a Puerto Rican driving

together on a long highway. All of a sudden, the Russian takes out a

bottle of fine vodka, takes a swig, and throws the bottle out the

window.

The American says to the Russian, "What are you doing? That's a fine

bottle of pure Russian vodka you just threw out the window!"

To this, the Russian replied in a heavy accent, "Ah, that's okay. In

my country, we have these everywhere."

Then the Cuban reaches into his pocket. He pulls out a great Cuban

cigar, takes a puff, and throws it out the window.

The American says to the Cuban, "Are you nuts? That was a great cigar

you just wasted!"

In his Cuban accent, he responded, "So what? In my country, we have

these everywhere."

So the American picks up the Puerto Rican and throws him out the

window.